Trademarks Dick Cheney borrowed from Halliburton
Top Eleven, politics (1)
SNIPER Perforating system comprised of a hunting rifle with explosive charges to perforate annoying hunting buddies. EVADER Oversight rules evasion services, namely ensuring excessive mishandling of classified materials by the executive branch. STONE BREAKER Character assassination equipment, namely, ball-busting, verbal attacks against political opponents. GEO-PILOT Tool used in screwing the country, namely, used for steering George W. Bush in critical policy decisions. ILLUSION Power tools for the creation of imaginary threats and weapons of mass destruction for the purpose of generating fear and gaining political power. QUICKRIG Voting machines, namely, units rigged to undercount opposing party votes, for use in stealing national political elections. TSUNAMI Weather control services, namely, using natural disasters to ...