Category

Top Eleven

• 12.11.07
  Worst Word Mashup Trademark Filings
  Top Eleven (0)

  PORNLYWEDS - Evans Entertainment Corporation Pornographic scenarios involving newlyweds or performers acting as newlyweds? "Let's try it again, only can you act a little more like you just got married? And...ACTION!" ENTREMANEUR - Charting New Courses, Inc. Entrepreneurs who also happen to be men? Mork would suggest choosing a name that doesn't sound like "manure". BLINGKINI - Isabella Valentina, LLC Bikinis featuring shiny, expensive-looking decorations? How very Keeping Up with the Kardasians. KIDFETTI - The Centers, Inc. Confetti made especially for kids? Yeah, 'cause that adult confetti is too mature and will corrupt their fragile little minds. AUTHORPRENEURSHIP - John Rizzo, Individual The state of being an entrepreneur who ...
  
  
• 10.14.07
  Trademarks Dick Cheney borrowed from Halliburton
  Top Eleven, politics (1)

  SNIPER Perforating system comprised of a hunting rifle with explosive charges to perforate annoying hunting buddies. EVADER Oversight rules evasion services, namely ensuring excessive mishandling of classified materials by the executive branch. STONE BREAKER Character assassination equipment, namely, ball-busting, verbal attacks against political opponents. GEO-PILOT Tool used in screwing the country, namely, used for steering George W. Bush in critical policy decisions. ILLUSION Power tools for the creation of imaginary threats and weapons of mass destruction for the purpose of generating fear and gaining political power. QUICKRIG Voting machines, namely, units rigged to undercount opposing party votes, for use in stealing national political elections. TSUNAMI Weather control services, namely, using natural disasters to ...