On November 9, 2007, Illinois-based Abstinence Products, Inc. filed to protect the trademark Abstinence in relation to condoms. Yes, condoms!
How awesome is that? Two horny kids are all ready to go at it. They grab a condom and the last word they read before they’re bumping uglies is “abstinence”. Or when some high-school jock tells his virgin-until-marriage girlfriend “I only do Abstinence”, she’s going to be in for a big surprise!
Anyway, Mork wonders if Abstinence Products, Inc. is a conservative abstinence-only concern out to mess with kid’s heads, or if they truly appreciate the humor in this name.
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